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  • 7: Abbreviations are sus, no cap!

    Hailey hates word abbreviations! This week Sean presents abbreviations, slang terms, and other jargon to infuriate our hostess. Hailey talks about the importance of the "Free Willy" soundtrack, her dad's cold-ass apartment, and how she wishes this episode was sponsored by Ben & Jerry's non-dairy ice cream. Also, Sean is high this week, so NOONE is controlling this train!!

  • 6: Mini-episode: Magicians

    This week, Hailey & Sean give their spoiler-free review of Derek DelGaudio’s In & Of Itself (Hulu), Sean does magic tricks he's been practicing, and the two discuss bringing people together, Hailey's weird phobias, and spider attacks!

  • 5: Big Trick Energy

    Hailey hates douchebag magicians. In this episode, Hailey & Sean watch the show "Big Trick Energy" for the first time and are ready to walk you through it so you don't have to sit through it yourself. They recommend some good magicians and television shows, share the most "Portland" thing they've ever done, and Hailey is hoping a magician can conjure up Chris Evans. Is it chaos? Is it magic? Is it just dude-bros acting foolishly? You be the judge!

  • 4: Mini-episode: Restroom Follow-Up

    Hailey and Sean return this week with a few more memories that got stirred up by last week's episode. Then they share YOUR public restroom stories that were sent in this week!

  • 3: Public Restrooms

    Hailey hates public restrooms. This week Hailey and Sean talk about all things public restrooms! They talk about personal experiences, check out some restroom horror stories from the internets, and take a look at very bizarre restrooms from all over the world. Plus, Hailey shares her absolute favorite restroom from her travels, and Sean discusses his own personal restroom nightmare.

  • 2: Mini-episode: Hack My Life Follow-Up

    Hailey & Sean check in to talk about the results of two life hack experiments they tried from the previous episode - dying a shirt with beets and making a lasagna out of pizza. Find out what was a hit and what was a miss! Plus, Hailey talks insecurities and feedback from all of you, does a few questionable impressions, and begs Donnie Wahlberg to be on the show.

  • 1: Hack My Life

    Hailey & Sean start the show off big with a look at a couple of segments from Hack My Life. Find out what life hacks and bad life choices have in common, if creamer containers can be good contact lens cases, fun first date ideas, upcycling VHS tapes, and why every grown man should own a belt. Plus, Hailey begs Chris Evans to appear on the show and talks about the joys of the Ghost Brothers, before discussing life hacks that have actually been helpful. And they are still asking the question, who pissed on the rug??

  • A Bite-Sized Intro!

    A little appetizer intro!

  • Introduction

    In this intro, we help you get to know a little about Hailey and Sean, and share our plans for the format of the series. And we may or may not go on a few tangents about middle school skits, weed, anxiety, & how Hailey gets unfiltered.