Recent Posts

  • S2E4: Mini-episode: A Taurus Loves A Good Waller

    Hailey and Sean wrap up thoughts on fanny packs with listener mail. Sean presents a "mini hate" to provoke Hailey's frustration with premature wallering. Hailey explains her need for inside and outside house slippers. Our hosts try the winning McDonald's Menu Hack sandwich from the last mini-episode, and share a couple of TV show recommendations along with tales from their recent road trip to the Redwoods of Northern California in "...Ooooh weeees".

  • S2E3: First of all, No. Secondly, why? And thirdly, WHAT?!?!

    Hailey hates fanny packs. Call them bum bags, belt bags, or whatever else, they all equal the same thing to Hailey - repugnant. Sean shows Hailey different styles of fanny packs and belt bags to get her take on when it is acceptable to wear one, how much she would pay for a designer version, and which ones should NEVER be worn. What should be carried in your fanny pack? Does Hailey have a secret fanny pack stash? All this and more...

  • S2E2: Mini-episode: Being A Slimer

    This week, Hailey & Sean wrap up some He-Man fun facts and introduce a segment on "mini hates", a bite-sized topic for Hailey to fume about! Hailey hates "menu hacks", so Sean had to bring up McDonald's marketing scheme for combining Frankenstein-like sandwiches from their menu offerings. The duo also shares what they are watching and playing in "Things That Make You Go Oooh Weee" & brings up their recent car drama in which a thief was thwarted in "No Cap"!

    Don't forget to vote for which McDonald's Hack Sandwich Hailey should try!! You can vote on our Instagram or in the poll on Spotify under this episode. You can also vote with your money, as Hailey will try the Land, Air, & Sea abomination if you support the podcast with $10 or more!

  • S2E1: Don’t Knock It Til You Sprocket

    Welcome to Season Two! This special episode is all about He-Man as Hailey and Sean are joined by friend and He-Man Historian, Brandon Mullis! The trio talk about their thoughts and observations on Kevin Smith's Netflix vision, "Masters of the Universe: Revelation", and the new animated He-Man series, "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe".

    Brandon has been watching He-Man since before he could form words and shares the ins and outs of Eternia with us, as well as some insights into his 29-year friendship with Hailey. Sean brings some scandalous content, Hailey is pretty sure she's 50% Orko and 50% Cringer, and Brandon schools us on the differences between Webstor, Stinkor, Spikor, Ninjor, Mosquitor, Grizlor, Clamp Champ, and Fisto, just to name a few!

  • 22: Boyband Nightmare Rolls

    Hailey hates having a stuffy nose, but she's here! Sean and Hailey are wrapping up Season 1 of the podcast with a short check-in to let you know what they have been up to over the holidays. Hailey shares some tasty recipes and talks about how recording the podcast has helped her mentally. She also finally shares how her beef with Nick Lachey got started!

  • 21: A Castle For Christmas

    Hailey hates cheesy holiday movies. To welcome the season, Hailey & Sean watched A Castle For Christmas, a Netflix Christmas movie about an author, played by Brooke Shields, who visits Scotland to escape a scandal and must thaw the heart of a curmudgeon castle owner, played by Cary Elwes.
    Can a dog successfully "Parent Trap" his owner? Are Scottish people really that hard to understand? How many of the flattest flats can one woman pack on a winter trip to Scotland? Why is Drew Barrymore even in this?? Find out why Hailey thinks this is a reimagined fanfic from her teen years as the couple shares their observations on this frigid yet festive fortress film.

  • 20: Spice Up Your Life

    Hailey still hates Dune 1984. This episode is all about the rest of Dune 1984 (from where Dune 2021 ends) and how it compares to the events in the book. Hailey's grossed out by Sting's wing bikini, raw cow eating, recycled bodily fluids, and intelligent wet fetuses. Sean goes into the lineage of various characters and who procreates in later books. And Hailey finds out how Paul Atreides is like Chris Evans.
    Where are Picard and the pug? Would you ride a giant worm? Also, get the scoop on what's coming up on a new holiday-themed episode!!

  • 19: Double Dune Deep Dive

    Hailey hates the 1984 movie Dune. She hates it so much, Sean thought it would be fun to make her watch it again. Then he made her watch the 2021 Dune. She wasn't happy, but she did it for YOU! This week, the duo compare and contrast both films, sharing observations, opinions, and plot twists and turns. Does Hailey also hate the 2021 Dune? Does it have any redeeming qualities? Is she now a Chalamet Bae? Listen in to find out!!
    This episode ends where the 2021 Dune movie ends, but a few future plot point spoilers start around the 01:48:53 mark.

  • 18: Mini-episode: Jammin’ It In There!

    Hailey and Sean follow-up on a few more haunted issues from last week and share some listener ghost stories! Sean googles the risque type of haunted doll. Hailey talks about home decorating and DIY projects. The gang does a rundown of all the topics in Season 1 thus far, shares some television show reviews in "Ooooh Weees", and does not cap on a depression and anxiety check-in! We're turning enemies into friends and calling on Adam Levine to ghost hunt in this week's spooktacularly goofy episode!

  • 17: Maroon 5 is Ghost Repellent

    Hailey hates haunted dolls! Grab some popcorn and listen in as Hailey and Sean give you a rundown of the surprisingly entertaining movie "Annabelle: Creation". Learn what not to do when your house is haunted, how to properly dispose of a haunted doll, and how you can adopt your own creepy doll.

    Hailey shares what kind of doll she would have her consciousness transferred to, her rules about touching things at thrift stores, and OMG, did Sean buy a haunted doll?!?!

    Hailey shares more real-life ghost stories and wants to hear yours!! Tune in for important life lessons in this week's episode!