Month: July 2021
9: Tangent Alert! w/ Nigel & Joaquin
Despite his best efforts, Sean couldn't keep this train on the rails either! This week, our hosts are joined by their friends Nigel & Joaquin and go off on a series of tangents to keep you on your toes. Crappy drivers, parking issues in Portland, and Hailey's traumatic attempts at driving are discussed, along with some of life's big questions - Will Mark Feehily ever grace us with his presence? Does Tom Hiddleston have Big Dick Energy? Will children ever not listen to Justin Bieber in nature? And Chex Mix or Muddy Buddies?
Our crew also shares ghost stories, the voices their dogs have had, and everyone does a Chewbacca impression! Plus, we find out the best way to get ne'er-do-well kids off your lawn!
8: Mini-episode: Totes More Words
Our duo follows up this week with a few more words that didn't make it into last week's episode, listener feedback on YOUR most hated word abbreviations/slang/etc., and a review of the first episode of HBO Max's "Gossip Girl" series.
Plus, Hailey shares a slang-filled poem she wrote inspired by all the words she loves to hate!
7: Abbreviations are sus, no cap!
Hailey hates word abbreviations! This week Sean presents abbreviations, slang terms, and other jargon to infuriate our hostess. Hailey talks about the importance of the "Free Willy" soundtrack, her dad's cold-ass apartment, and how she wishes this episode was sponsored by Ben & Jerry's non-dairy ice cream. Also, Sean is high this week, so NOONE is controlling this train!!
6: Mini-episode: Magicians
This week, Hailey & Sean give their spoiler-free review of Derek DelGaudio’s In & Of Itself (Hulu), Sean does magic tricks he's been practicing, and the two discuss bringing people together, Hailey's weird phobias, and spider attacks!
5: Big Trick Energy
Hailey hates douchebag magicians. In this episode, Hailey & Sean watch the show "Big Trick Energy" for the first time and are ready to walk you through it so you don't have to sit through it yourself. They recommend some good magicians and television shows, share the most "Portland" thing they've ever done, and Hailey is hoping a magician can conjure up Chris Evans. Is it chaos? Is it magic? Is it just dude-bros acting foolishly? You be the judge!