Podcast

  • S2E15: Elf in the Sheets, Hobbit in the Streets

    Hailey's super high as our hosts catch you up on life. Find out about the most annoying phrases they use that Hailey edits out of the podcast (mostly). Get spoiler-free reviews of The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power, Bad Sisters, RuPaul's Celebrity Drag Race, and House of the Dragon in "Ooooh Weees". Hailey was recently back in-studio for her side gig and discusses the vulnerability hangovers that go along with being on television and just putting yourself out there in general. The duo also get excited for Rose City Comic Con and celebrate their 17-year dating anniversary!

  • S2E14: Cat Poo & Vinegar

    Hailey hates hair removal, despite participating in this ritual for 33+ years. Sean walks us through some interesting history of hair removal processes from BC to the present day. The duo talks about body hair insecurities, methods of hair removal, & personal tidbits about accepting and overcoming the shame of being a hairy person. Plus, the pink tax, men's questionable beard choices, and hairstyles for your lady bits!

  • S2E13: Party In Your Tummy

    Hailey & Sean wrap up their talk on children's books by discussing dangerous toys, sentient food, & books they loved in their youth. Hailey reads the real ending to "Froggy Goes To The Doctor" & explains why she was given the nickname Tickle Me Satan decades ago. In "Oooh Wees", you'll hear reviews for Amazon Prime's Paper Girls & RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars All-Winners season, followed by a couple of beauty product recommendations! And finally, in "No Cap", Hailey decides to check the results of her bloodwork from her latest cancer check-up LIVE!

  • S2E12: B*tch-A$$ Book Done Got Me!

    Hailey hates inspirational children's books, or does she? This week, Hailey and Sean discuss a variety of children's books, reacquainting themselves with "The Little Engine That Could", acting out the riveting conclusion of "Froggy Goes To The Doctor", and finding inspiration in the process.

    Hailey shares glimpses into her childhood, discusses what made her feel worthy, and what she'd like to see more of in children's literature! Sean shares how comic books helped him level up his reading. Internet trolls, the importance of boundaries, sun sensitivity, cute teddy bears, and more!! Buckle up for a roller coaster ride of info!

  • S2E11: Jedi Can Get It

    After going over all things small talk, Hailey & Sean were put to the test at a party over the holiday weekend! How did they do? Did they learn anything from helping them help you? The duo shares plenty of recommendations in "Oooh Weees..." and "No Cap", including spoiler-free reviews of television shows - Legendary, Obi-Wan, Stranger Things, I Love That For You - and books - the Throne of Glass series and Where The Crawdads Sing.

    Plus, Hailey shares a story about how she got recognized by a stranger at a restaurant over the weekend, and her love of school supplies and Spanish moss!

  • S2E10: Every Blowy Begins With Zales

    Hailey hates small talk! Or does she? Hailey and Sean role play as made-up characters to share the good, the bad, and the astonishing in various small talk scenarios to showcase tips and tricks for being better at small talk. The duo also watch a YouTube dude-bro's tips on how to small talk your way into a girl's "heart", sharing their observations & walking you through the video so you don't have to watch it yourself!

  • S2E9: I Got The Plague

    Hailey went to a New Kids On The Block concert and all she got was this lousy Covid! Hailey shares where she is at as she heals and rests, while Sean brags about how he didn't "really" get sick. lol Plus, the duo share recommendations for TV shows and video games they've been playing during this isolation downtime.

    Hang tough as we recuperate and get back to you with new episodes!

  • S2E8: Uncle Ding-Dong Pissed Himself

    This week, Hailey and Sean revisit the topic of birthdays with stories from the internet of birthdays gone wrong, and Hailey walks you through a child's idea of the "worst birthday ever". Hailey and Sean share their "Ooooh Weees" in the form of TV, books, and fun activities, and talk about the importance of seeking joy in "No Cap".

    Hailey shares what she ended up doing for her recent birthday, why you should never take her to a haunted house, and how she would love to open an Anger Adventure Park. Plus, we're celebrating the birthday of the podcast and riffing on ideas for a children's book about Crunkus the Birthday Demon! Join the celebration and don't throw your back out!!

  • S2E7: You’re Only A Day Older Than The Day Before

    Hailey hates aging, but it's her birthday! Why not celebrate by reminiscing about the worst, the best, and the fantastical of personal birthday memories? Hear how Hailey's "glam casual" fashion sense got started, why she thinks she'd be a great stand-up comedian, and what happened the first time she went to a dance club. Sean shares his sad boy Christmas baby celebrations, imagines Hailey's dream birthday shenanigans, and pats himself on the back for an amazing surprise birthday he set up for Hailey not too long ago.

    Get tips on how to beat your own birthday blues, and don't forget to share your most memorable birthday memories with the crew!

  • S2E6: The Safe Word Is Yabba Dabba Doo!

    Hailey's having some kind of day as she chats with Sean, wrapping up Finding Magic Mike with comments from some of the show's contestants & internet reviews of the live show experience. The duo reflects on what constitutes a good safe word, shares new television shows they are watching and why it took them so long to do yardwork in "Oooh Weees...", and Hailey talks about a deeply personal recent experience and all the emotions that come along with it.

    Grab your calming essential oils, stay hydrated, and know it's just one of them days!!